laptopped:

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

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(via greetings)

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via im-the-king-of-newyork)

supnikita:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

(via rejectment)

dutchster:

when you need to pee but there’s already someone using the toilet

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(via dutchster)