thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

(Quelle: rianderthal, via vagina-itch)

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

(via vagina-itch)

  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

shouldnt:

fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!

(via breadmaakesyoufat)

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

(via theweirdorthewonderful)